Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:
Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.
I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).
And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.
It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.
lmao I love this reply I get so heated about this but I’ve never put it into words. this is a hill I will die on
this post is hilarious because there’s one group of people getting angry over how a video game is supposed to be played and it’s not the group OP is talking about
People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.
The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.
There’s a hack circulating for how to get around safe mode. It works, but don’t do it.
If you run an adult blog of any consequence - *it’s a trap*. Not intentionally, but it’s still a trap.
You’re *very likely* to get banned altogether. That’s unfortunate for you because you’ll lose the ability to *redirect* people to wherever you’re setting up.
I mean, it’s funny that they messed it up again, but think it through before your set your house on fire for the lulz.
The intended audience for this post is adult writers and performers working to salvage their user base. If you run an adult blog for funsies, and you wanna burn it down for funsies, more power to you.
Hiya, my name is Laura, I'm twenty-two, I'm bisexual, I'm a cis girl (she/her), I'm Canadian, and I'm perverted like that. Mostly sarcastic text posts with dabbles of feminism and shitty memes. Also my relevant fandoms and pretty art + music.
